Starring: Dana Andrews as Dr. Clayton Forrester; Pat Crowley as Sylvia Van Buren; Les Tremayne as Major General Mann; Herb Butterfield; Bill Bouchey; Parley Baer; Paul Frees; Ken Peters; Howard McNear; William Conrad; George Neise; Bob Bailey; Herb Ellis; Irene Tedrow; Don Diamond; Jack Kruschen; Frank Gerstle; George Baxter; Truda Marson; Edward Marr
As the World Series between the Yankees and the Dodgers starts this weekend, I thought it’d be appropriate to share some baseball podcast episodes I’ve recorded for your listening pleasure. We’ve done A LOT of baseball-themed or baseball-linked programs over the past sixteen years. Detectives such as The Saint, Bulldog Drummond, and Boston Blackie have all had baseball-related capers. So this is not an exhaustive list by any means.
Snacks:
My latest podcast, the Old Time Radio Snack Wagon, features bite-sized podcast episodes and we’ve already featured some baseball-related snacks.
Of course, we’ve featured Abbott and Costello performing their famous “Who’s on First” sketch.
Then, we also played an episode of The Adventures of Babe Ruth, a series dedicated to the most iconic player who ever lived. A man so larger-than-life that he inspired this series of fictitious and fictionalized adventures.
Most recently, we featured a rare 1947 interview of the Yankee Clipper, Joe DiMaggio, by a group of teenage baseball players from New York’s Police Athletic League.
Detective Stories:
In the Great Detectives of Old Time Radio, the number of episodes that have some baseball tie-in is quite high. However, not every episode features a Baseball Hall-of-Famer, and in honor of both of this year’s World Series teams, we have shows featuring both a Yankee and a Dodger Hall-of-Famer.
In “The World Series Crime,” Ellery Queen is called in to find a star baseball player’s lucky bat before the start of a World Series game. Ellery Queen featured a panel of “armchair detectives” who would hear all the evidence that Ellery was provided and then guess at the solution before the radio audience was told who did it. One of the armchair detectives was Yankee second baseman and reigning American League MVP Joe Gordon. Gordon would go on in a few weeks to win the actual World Series that year.
Of course, Gordon didn’t act in the radio play. However, Dodgers legend Jackie Robinson did make a radio acting appearance in an episode of The Adventures of the Abbotts, in which Pat Abbott tries to solve the murder of a baseball catcher.
Of course, if you don’t care about Hall-of-Famers or your traditional baseball detective boilerplate stories, you might want to check out one of my favorite oddball episodes. It’s the only surviving episode of the New York anthology series The WOR Summer Playhouse. It’s a little story entitled “The Mystery Of The Perfect Throw From Left Field And The Conga Dancer’s Aunt.” It’s a quirky story about a part-time “clownpire” who can also play detective (and don’t even start to ask him about his day job).
Miscellaneous Baseball Old Time Radio
During the spring of 2020, when the Major League Baseball season was on hold due to the COVID-19 pandemic, I did my bit to alleviate baseball fans’ hunger with a six-week mini-series. I’ll highlight three of these.
Gary Cooper stars in The Lux Radio Theater adaptation of his classic film Pride of the Yankees, where he plays all-time baseball great Lou Gehrig, whose greatness on the diamond was only matched by his courage and class in dealing with the tragedy that ended his baseball career and would eventually cost him his life.
Destination Freedom was a Chicago-based Golden Age radio series that told the stories of Black Americans. In “The Ballad of Satchel Paige,” the series tells the story of one of the game’s all-time greats and larger-than-life figures with appropriately epic musical accompaniment.
Finally, a bit further removed from reality is the X Minus One story “Martin Sam.” Now, X Minus One isn’t alone in imagining sci-fi baseball. In the 1990s, I watched Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, which often came back to the game, with it even being played on the Holodek. The Klingons, Bajorans, and Ferengi were similar enough to humans that they could easily play the game. However, Martian Sam asks what if we encountered an alien completely different from us, and he wanted to play baseball, and it was impossible for humans to beat him.
Conclusion
Whether you’re wanting to hear the voice of one of the game’s greats, relive a great story or hear a far-out adventure involving a Conga Dancer or an alien from outer space, I hope you’ll find these enjoyable listens, either in between games or when you get hungry for baseball in that long season when true fans are waiting for pitchers and catchers to report to spring training.
Pam loses the phone number of an author who called Jerry, and a criminal becomes convinced that Jerry and the author are in a conspiracy to commit murder.
Original Radio Broadcast Date: January 26, 1944
Originating from New York City
Starring: Joseph Curtain as Jerry North; Alice Frost as Pamela North; Frank Lovejoy as Lieutenant Bill Weigand
A model calls Danny fearing for his life. Danny finds her dead.
Original Radio Broadcast Date: December 10, 1949
Originating in Hollywood
Starring: Larry Thor as Lieutenant Danny Clover; Charles Calvert as Gino Tartaglia; Jack Kruschen as Detective Muggavan; Virginia Gregg; Ed Begley; Elliott Reid, ichael Ann Barrett. and Jay Novello
This week, we look back at our first week of podcasts from 2009, with Adam’s current extended thoughts on each episode and reaction to his own commentar.
Original Podcast Release Date: October 26, 2009
Dan Holiday tries to jumpstart his writing career through an ad in a newspaper. His first letter is from a woman who tells Dan she’s being blackmailed.
Original Radio Air Date: October 17, 1947
Originating in Hollywood
Starring: Alan Ladd as Dan Holiday; Sylvia Picker as Suzie
Original Podcast Release Date: October 27, 2009
Pat Novak is hired to frighten a man named Dixie Gillian, but when an empty gun goes off, he finds himself facing a murder charge.
“You couldn’t hold a moth with a searchlight.” – Pat Novak to Hellman
Original Air Date: November 24, 1946
Originating in San Francisco
Starring: Jack Webb as Pat Novak; Tudor Owen as Jocko Madigan
Original Podcast Release Date: October 28, 2009
On his first day as a private detective, George Valentine gets his first client – a famous writer who tells him he’s about to be murdered and then collapses on the spot. The body then vanishes, leaving George to find out what happened.
Original Audition Date: May 14, 1946
Originating in Hollywood
Starring: Bob Bailey as George Valentine; Shirley Mitchell as Claire; Eddie Firestone, Jr. as Sonny; Joseph Kearns; Georgia Backus; Howard McNear; Horace Murphy
Original Podcast Release Date: October 30, 2009
Johnny Dollar is retained to protect a man who has threatened suicide after making a notorious gambling kingpin the beneficiary on his life insurance policy.
Original Audition Date: December 7, 1948
Starring: Dick Powell as Johnny Dollar; William Conrad; Betty Lou Gerson; Joseph Kearns
Solving a mystery is hard. It’s even harder if you’re trying to do it on an Earth nearing an apocalypse. It’s particularly challenging if you’ve been dead for thousands of years. However, Professor River Song (Alex Kingston) has to do just that to return to her family and a happy electronic afterlife in the first box set, “Last Words”, for her new Doctor Who spin-off series from Big Finish Production, The Life and Death of River Song.
Background
For the uninitiated, or even those who only saw Doctor Who on television, some explanation is in order. River Song was introduced as a character in the fourth series of Doctor Who in 2008 in the two-part story, The Silence in the Library andForest of the Dead. She and the Doctor arrive at a mysteriously abandoned library planet. She knows who the Doctor (David Tennant) is but he doesn’t recognize her. The Doctor is a time traveler and she’d met him in his future and they’d had a life of adventures together and (it’ll eventually be revealed) she had married the Doctor. These adventures would play out onscreen during the tenure of Tennant’s successors, Matt Smith and Peter Capaldi.
In her first adventure on-screen, she dies heroically saving the Doctor. However, in last dramatic scene, the Doctor is able to save her data pattern and mental essence onto the library’s massive cloud, along with all the friends she had with her when they came to the Library, giving her a happy digital afterlife.
Of course, her further on-screen adventures add depth to her backstory. They also establish that she operated as a private eye during the 1930s, using the name Melody Malone.
In addition to her on-screen work, Kingston appears in twelve series’ worth of box sets in her previous series, The Diaries of River Song, as well as making guest appearances in numerous Big Finish Doctor Who audio series. None of these extra adventures are necessary to understand this set story, which occurrs after her time being stored in the library.
The Set-Up
It’s the distant future and apocalyptic solar flares are threatening to devastate Earth and its terrestrial-bound inhabitants, who long ago abandoned space travel. A multi-billionaire mogul (Greg Wise) has a bunker and plans to remake the world in his own image once the dust settles. But there’s a fly in the ointment, and mysterious forces could undermine his plans. To get to the bottom of this, he needs help. He acquires the library where River’s essence is housed and extracts that essence into a cloned body – a decaying cloned body.
He tasks River with finding a missing scientist who is the key to the whole conspiracy. If she helps him, she’ll get placed back in the library. If she doesn’t, she’ll die and be forever separated from her family. River thus finds herself alone, in an apocalyptic world of failing technologies and a doomed humanity. Her life depends on her uncovering a dangerous secret that people will kill to keep her from discovering.
Review
This isn’t the first time River Song has played detective (see my review of Series 7 of The Diary of River Song) but this story is different in that the entire four-hour box set tells a single story, a single apocalyptic mystery adventure. While the chapters have different titles, this is mostly a continual stream of the same story. Only the second chapter, “Fate and Fatality”, could be said to be set apart, as some listeners might be confused by River Song apparently being in a regency historical. But really it’s all the same piece.
What we’re given is a complex and well-developed plot that blends the detective and mystery genres seamlessly into the apocalyptic setting. The result is a thoroughly engaging bit of techno-noir within the frame of the Doctor Who universe.
As usual, Big Finish provides a solid cast of regulars from the British acting community with solid performances all around. Greg Wise is appropriately sinister as the ruthless billionaire. Jamie Parker does a great job playing a complex character whose morality and motives remain a mystery until the final chapter.
It’s Kingston who puts in the best performance. Writer Rob Valentine had been under the impression that this would be the last River Song story and wrote it accordingly. In the midst of the mystery and high-speed chases, Valentine shows sensitivity in exploring River as a character with emotional beats as she deals with living in a world without her husband or her library family. However, Valentine avoids making this a navel-gazing production by letting River Song’s actions show who she is more than her words.
Overall Thoughts:
It’s tough to make a four-hour full-cast audio drama work. But Big Finish nailed it. Last Words offers an engaging mystery, sci-fi action, a few laughs, and some beautifully played emotional moments that make this one of the best Big Finish releases of the year, and one of Kingston’s strongest performances.
